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Rude Bastards tour of Medieval Berlin

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2 hours 40 minutes (approx.)
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Overview

The same old famous, or infamous rude bastards tour – your humorous guides who enjoy dirty jokes, rude language, and a bit of fun while conducting this historic tour. But now we are bringing something unique to the city, to the old, historic, medieval city of Berlin.

Many visitors that come to Berlin generally focus on the 20th century, forgetting or simply not realising the other half of this history rich city. We take a few steps back and start when Berlin was called the "swap land" and end just before the start of the 20th century, the rudest way of course.

What's Included

  • Well rounded view of the local attractions
  • Insider tips - Entertainment, cuisine, free museums & night life
  • Local Guide
  • Public Transport ticket
  • Restroom break
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Meeting Location

Meeting point

Karl-Liebknecht-Straße
1017Berlin, Germany

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End point

Rathausstraße
10178 Berlin, Germany

What To Expect

Luther Monument

We will be talking Protestantism and Protestant Reformation and division of Germany.
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15 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

St. Mary's Church

1270 2nd oldest construction of Berlin/Dance of the Death and what the paintings are about!
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10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Rotes Rathaus

When this was all put together, its functions and how creative Germans can be when it comes to naming things
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5 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Franziskaner Klosterkirche

1250 - oldest preserved / The Berlin High School at the Gray Monastery 1574 .Karl Friedrich Schinkel , Friedrich Ludwig Jahn and Otto von Bismarck
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15 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Palais Podewil

Was erected by aristocrats of Berlin in 1704, was named after its most famous resident, when in 1732 Heinrich Graf von Podewils lived there, State Minister for Foreign Affairs in the Cabinet of the Soldier King and minister under Frederick the Great
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20 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Parochialkirche

Built in 1695-1705 is the oldest Reformed Church of Berlin. Friedrich III (I). Has as well the oldest well preserved cemetery 1706. The roof was destroyed by an incendiary bomb, and DDR rebuild it, but never used as a church, just after unification and renovations.
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15 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Memorial of the Berlin Wall

Started being Erected in 1250 and was used and improved until the 17th Century.
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10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Maerkisches Museum

We will be breaking down how this island started, original Berlin centre, and how through centuries it has changed.
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15 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Köllnischer Park

Bear cage and other German bizarre Zoos. The size of the Lion's d&%k fighting Hercules at the entrance.
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10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Historischer Hafen Berlin

Hanseatic league. Berlin' geographical location made possible to be a Hanseatic League member, but by far not a important one. The commerce just start improving when the Great Elector start the process of creating canals connecting the main rivers of the State, that Berlin's Status would improve.
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15 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Humboldt Forum

We will be entering inside the old (really new) palace and go over all the money used for the beautiful cosmetic work that this building has gone through
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10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Museum Knoblauchhaus

Ephraim was the Jewlry maker of court of Friedrich the Great in the 1700s, and build his house at the location. He even had a silver refinary in the backyard. Two very important subjects: Friedrich the Great and the History of Berlin jews.
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10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

St. Nicholas Church (Nikolaikirche)

This is where we wrap up and end our lovely "old" addition of Rude Bastard tour. Break down from 1200-1800's.
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10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

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Additional Info

  • Confirmation is instant and will be received at time of booking
  • Service animals allowed
  • Public transportation options are available nearby
  • Suitable for all physical fitness levels
  • Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
  • This tour/activity will have a maximum of 20 travelers

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Q: What is the cancellation policy for the Rude Bastards tour of Medieval Berlin?

A: You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance of the tour for a full refund. For a full refund, you must cancel at least 24 hours before the tour start time.If you cancel less than 24 hours before the tour start time, the amount you paid will not be refunded.Any changes made less than 24 hours before the tour start time will not be accepted.Cut-off times are based on the tour local time (CEST).This tour requires a minimum number of travelers. If it’s canceled because the minimum isn’t met, you’ll be offered a different date/experience or a full refund. Read more Apr 2025

Cancellation Policy

You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance of the tour for a full refund.

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  • Insider tips - Entertainment, cuisine, free museums & night life
  • Local Guide
  • Public Transport ticket
  • Restroom break

Additional Info

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  • Confirmation is instant and will be received at time of booking
  • Service animals allowed
  • Public transportation options are available nearby
  • Suitable for all physical fitness levels
  • Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
  • This tour/activity will have a maximum of 20 travelers

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You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance of the tour for a full refund.

  • For a full refund, you must cancel at least 24 hours before the tour start time.
  • If you cancel less than 24 hours before the tour start time, the amount you paid will not be refunded.
  • Any changes made less than 24 hours before the tour start time will not be accepted.
  • Cut-off times are based on the tour local time (CEST).
  • This tour requires good weather. If it’s canceled due to poor weather, you’ll be offered a different date or a full refund.
  • This tour requires a minimum number of travelers. If it’s canceled because the minimum isn’t met, you’ll be offered a different date/experience or a full refund.

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