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The Dirty Olde Town Walking tour - Adults only

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Overview

This is an Adults only walking tour of Edinburgh so no screaming kids to worry about, small groups (15 max) and plenty of bad language.

Let us take you on the most fun and outrageous walking tour in All of Scotland.

A walking tour with lots of History made for people who hate history.

See and hear the stories of the old town of Edinburgh and alot of absolute bullsh** too!

What's Included

  • Dirty offensive and bad jokes
  • Guided walking tour

    Meeting Location

    Meeting point

    High Street
    Edinburgh EH1 1SG, UK

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    Detailed check-in instructions, including the exact address, are provided with your booking confirmation.

    End point

    Chambers Street
    Edinburgh EH1 1JF, UK

    tour ends at the national museum

    What To Expect

    Edinburgh Old Town (Pass By)

    Walk around the Edinburgh old town. Seeing all the most important sights, hearing the stories of the people and places that make the city so special.
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    Additional Info

    • Confirmation will be received within 48 hours of booking, subject to availability
    • Service animals allowed
    • Public transportation options are available nearby
    • Not recommended for travelers with poor cardiovascular health
    • Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness

    Frequently Asked Questions

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    Q: What is the cancellation policy for the The Dirty Olde Town Walking tour – Adults only?

    A: You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance of the tour for a full refund. For a full refund, you must cancel at least 24 hours before the tour start time.If you cancel less than 24 hours before the tour start time, the amount you paid will not be refunded.Any changes made less than 24 hours before the tour start time will not be accepted.Cut-off times are based on the tour local time (BST).This tour requires a minimum number of travelers. If it’s canceled because the minimum isn’t met, you’ll be offered a different date/experience or a full refund. Read more Apr 2025

    Cancellation Policy

    You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance of the tour for a full refund.

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    Activity code: C-150430P1

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    Average 4.97 out of 5 stars based on 39 traveler reviews collected by City Boat Tours and partner sites such as Cool Destinations and TripAdvisor

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    Q: What is the cancellation policy for the The Dirty Olde Town Walking tour – Adults only?
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    You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance of the tour for a full refund.
    • For a full refund, you must cancel at least 24 hours before the tour start time.
    • If you cancel less than 24 hours before the tour start time, the amount you paid will not be refunded.
    • Any changes made less than 24 hours before the tour start time will not be accepted.
    • Cut-off times are based on the tour local time (BST).
    • This tour requires a minimum number of travelers. If it’s canceled because the minimum isn’t met, you’ll be offered a different date/experience or a full refund.
    Apr 2025
    Q: What's included in the price?
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    The following is included:
    • dirty offensive and bad jokes.
    • Guided walking tour.
    Apr 2025
    Q: What is the weather cancellation policy?
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    This tour requires good weather. If it’s canceled due to poor weather, you’ll be offered a different date or a full refund.

    Apr 2025
    Q: What is the minimum age for this tour?
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    There is no minimum age for this tour, so bring your wee one along for an adventure..

    Apr 2025
    Q: My date is not available in the calendar, I am just checking to see if it is available?
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    If a date or time is not listed on the calendar, it’s sold out or unavailable for another reason. Support cannot assist further if a date or time is not on the calendar.

    If you find a date and time that works for you, book it NOW because things always sell out at this time of year.

    Apr 2025
    Q: Is this an accessible tour?
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    Accessibility information for the The Dirty Olde Town Walking tour - Adults only is as follows:

    • Service animals allowed
    • Public transportation options are available nearby
    • Not recommended for travelers with poor cardiovascular health
    • Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness
    Apr 2025
    Q: Where is the meeting point for this activity?
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    Detailed check-in instructions – including meeting point address, Google map, and parking information – for The Dirty Olde Town Walking tour - Adults only will be included in your confirmation email from City Boat Tours. Please be sure to double and triple check your email address is correct at checkout so this important email makes its way to you!

     

     

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    • Guided walking tour

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    • Service animals allowed
    • Public transportation options are available nearby
    • Not recommended for travelers with poor cardiovascular health
    • Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness

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    • This tour requires good weather. If it’s canceled due to poor weather, you’ll be offered a different date or a full refund.
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